Mother and Baby Blogs

It's very worrying just how many mother-baby blogs there are out there. By this, I mean the blogs by mothers that document all the uninteresting little details about their babies.

These overbearing mothers squeeze a few brats out and then march through the streets with arrogant faces and humongous buggies, knocking people out of the way. They think that everybody is as interested in their ugly children as they are. The reality is that the planet is overpopulated; society isn't thankful for you pushing out babies just because you reach your late twenties and find yourself to be extremely broody.

These blogs are unbelievably bad, the most dull and pretentious pieces of writing you're likely to see. If you are so bland and empty that you are completely defined by your babies, then I don't really think you should be writing anything, apart from your shopping list.